4th Annual Ass Kicker!

Yes, it’s time to get yer Ass Kicked again! Four years ago, a small group of friends set out for a 20 mile kayak adventure on the Mighty Kaw. Here we are back in the day…. I don’t know why JF MacGyver isn’t in this picture because she was with us … it’s always a good day on the Kaw! We have been so excited to take others with us for a 20 Mile Ass Kickin’ the last few years. Every adventure is a new and different experience!

It was a great idea and we enjoyed the day, but man, were we tired at the end! This adventure is not for the faint of heart – it should be HOT, the water will likely be LOW and the day will be LONG! That being said, it’s not a race! We will chillax on almost every sandbar we pass with time in the water, time to explore and a bit of yoga stretching to keep us limber. This event will last ALLLLLLLLLLL day so plan for no plans before or after. Although, we do recommend a shower followed by a hearty dinner and a glass of wine when you get home!

When: Saturday August 27th, 2016
What: 20 miles paddled and 8-10 hours on the Mighty Kaw
Bus Check in time: DeSoto River Access Park 9am Google map directions from Johnny’s Tavern GPS Coordinates for this location: N38.98519 W94.97421
OYO Gear Drop: 8th Street Boat Ramp, Lawrence 8am – this means you need to be DONE dropping gear by 8:30am!! Google map directions from Johnny’s Tavern GPS Coordinates for this location: N38.97176 W95.21614
Bring: 2 gallons of water, hearty snacks/food including protein and carbs to keep you energized, sunscreen, hat, sunglasses, swim coverup or spf clothing, adult beverages
Wear: swimsuit, old tennis shoes or water shoes, hat, sunglasses
FAQ – “How long will this take?” ANSWER: As long as it takes! We recommend making NO PLANS for post-paddling. This will take as long as it takes, no rushing just flowing with the day.
What are you paying for?
Use of a kayak, paddle, life jacket and all of the lifting, hauling, planning and coordination needed to make this happen. Renters and Oyo’s are paying for a river guide and experienced safety paddlers who will ensure that your trip is safe and that you receive instruction and support along the way. We will have supplies necessary to provide basic first aid on the river. You will also have the opportunity to ride on the DIRTY GIRL BUS!! For you OYO’s, there will also be a Dirty Minion to guard your gear after you drop it off – remember though, that the lifting, hauling, loading is on you unless you are going to tip the minions!

Our refund policy:
Refunds are given up to one week before the date of the event no questions asked, after that there are no refunds. Dirty Girl Adventures may cancel an event due to weather or conditions, everyone will receive a refund if that is the reason for the cancellation. We will paddle and hike in cool, rainy or snowy conditions. Cancellation only occurs in severe weather or due to other dangerous conditions.
Equipment policy:
You break it, lose it or damage it = you buy it! Kayaks = $350, Paddle = $70, Life Jacket = $10